Be careful, Nazisoft PIGS- any more spinning and you might get dizzy!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Us here at Sony HQ may be guilty of the occasional GLOAT, but at least we aren't dirty, evil, deceiving, lying SCUM that want the destruction of the gaming industry! *coughNazisoftcough*
GLOAT away, General Tretton!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
"Blu-Ray is not necessary! We had shortages! Our failure rate is 3-5%! WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH!!!!!!!!"
Nazisoft sure love to make WHINY excuses, don't they, Sony Soldiers?
Perhaps King Kaz should call WHINE-ONE-ONE and get a WWAAAAAAHHMBULANCE for these SWHINE!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Face it, PIGS- your console's a FLOP,
Why do you feast on Nazisoft's SLOP?
Sony Soldiers will have a great year,
But you SWINE have no reasons to cheer!
Lord Stringer and I are very happy,
To put it bluntly, the 360's crappy!
It's a very good time to be King Kaz,
If you buy a 360, you're an utter spaz!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I agree, especially the part about Kaz Hirai! I truly am a great leader!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Nazisoft- you truly have the business sense of a ROTTING CABBAGE!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz wouldn't blame you, your 2008 line-up is SICKENING! Surely you don't want to be stuck with that MEDIOCRITY? That SEWAGE? That FILTH?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
This "Chris Lewis" fellow has been talking a lot of NONSENSE today! The ARROGANT SLUG should just accept failure!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
To be released in cinemas worldwide in 2010!
And exclusively on HD-DVD in 2011! (Just kidding!)
I'm sorry, PIGS- you aren't ALLOWED to watch it!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz has been shocked into silence! Well, not completely:
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz decided to comment so you could all see his marvellous face twice!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Hail him, I say!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Even Nintendouche's "console" has already overtaken the 360! PIGS- this is NOTHING to be proud of!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Europe has far too much class to buy this DEFECTIVE BRICK! Perhaps Chris Lewis should remove his head from his anus!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
-Reliability! Oh, wait..........
-An online service that won't crap out over Christmas! Oh, wait.......
-Games that can manage more than 640p! Oh, wait.........
-They don't force you to pay for online! Oh, wait............
-Built in Wi-Fi! Oh, wait..........
-An excellent future proof HD-DVD add-on! Oh, wait.............
HHHMMMMMM........King Kaz is having some trouble here.......
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Face it PIGS, Digital Downloads have no chance,
Lord Stringer and I are doing a victory dance!
Like it or not, you're all getting Blu-Ray,
Face it, you crazy PIGS- it's here to stay!
Hey.......that rhymes!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Very true, old friend, very true!
Come and join me in Sony HQ, I'm currently having a SPIT ROAST BARBECUE!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Look at these Nazisoft SLUGS try to undermine our Blu-Ray victory!
I will show these COWARDLY SCUM no mercy!
Blu-Ray is the future, you dirty, conniving PIGS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I'm going to enjoy making money from those Blu-Ray Xbox 360's!
What should I do with the money, Sony Soldiers? Ah, I could throw a party in Sony HQ!
We could play "pin the tail on the...........PIG"!!!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Wow, even King Kaz is starting to get bored of the ENDLESS BAD NEWS for Nazisoft! It just KEEPS coming!
PIGS- you have VERY bleak days ahead of you!
But the grass is always greener in Sony HQ!
King Kaz pities your "console" of choice,
He will run you down in his Rolls-Royce!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!